First Josh Duggar is arrested by feds, now Joel Greenberg, Matt Gaetz's sidekick, writes 'confession letter' confirming Gaetz's dalliance with a 17 yr old. Pedophiles getting knocked down is a great day!
— Crystal Mendoza (@Pea420Mendoza) April 30, 2021
Side note: I was glad that justice prevailed for George Floyd and his family, but I knew the war against police brutality would not be over after that guilty verdict for that murderous cop was announced. MaKhia’s story, which happened when the verdict came in, just proved it. What a damn shame.
That panty creamer above is NHL hockey superstar Sidney Crosby, whose hotness alone has caused my basement to be flooded many times since I first knew of him 12 years ago. Yeah, he’s also good at the stick-and-puck thing, but I never knew he could be a little shady. Some lesser in the hockey world had the nerve to drag him recently, and a reporter for the Penguins (Sid’s team) picked up this quote from Sid himself who addressed the beef:
Sid had the opportunity to go full-on Mariah or the Patrick Roy way on that guy, but he’s not really known for being a shady ho. A scoring ho, yes. Nonetheless, it gets a solid 4 out of 5 on the Shade Scale. Tell it, Sidney! *snaps fingers*
I’m fully aware of Hollywood’s twisted fetish for ruining our childhood memories by remaking old movies and TV shows we adored in our youth. They did that with that live-action abomination known as Jem and the Holograms a couple years ago, but I never watched that cartoon as a kid (yes, I hear your shocked gasps), so it didn’t affect me. So when I saw this trending on Twitter…
They came for my Powerpuff Girls? And made it live-action?! And Gen Z’d it?!?! Excuse me while I find a lighter so I can ignite my pubes. Also, I am so that pink-haired chick in background staring down this mess-in-the-making. The CW, which is the same network that had the nerve to reboot Dynasty so they’re no stranger to fuckery, could’ve gone with these guys at some costume shindig, called it the reboot, and I would’ve been interested!
In honor of my stimulus dollahs finally arriving today…
Yes, I do have to use some of it to pay my tax preparers, but then I get a second stimulus from the state after I file my taxes, which more than makes up for what I’m paying. And, yeah, I’m showing my annual income here, but I no care. Squeeeeeeeee
With the start of the new baseball season comes THE moment we–or at least me, have all been waiting for!!
Like the happy purr of a kitten or the loud thud when Justin Bieber eats floor, the sounds of boos and trash-can banging raining down on a squad of cheaters (who, by the way, still have never been suspended a single game for cheating) is so aurally pleasing.
Happy Monday, Happy 1st of the month, and, of course, Happy Black History Month!
I see it’s less than two weeks till that one day for couples. I’m still a single ho but if anyone gifts me this, that may change!
Went to bed last night with happy news over Georgia voting to restore democracy for this nation.
Woke up hours ago to THIS SHIT.
I’ll just leave this here.