That Bitch!

Aaaannnd that’s another one thrown out of my stud stable. What a fucking shame. 

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That sound you heard were the heads of Driver fans exploding on Tumblr and this subReddit over the news.

To Michael B Jordan, Jason Momoa, Jake Gyllenhaal, Henry Golding, and Aiden Turner (aka the remaining hos in my stable): please don’t stoop this low. Knowing how HoWood could be, however… 

At this rate, it’s gonna be only women and fictional men I’ll be fapping to. Which is actually fine with me, now that I think about it. 

Another Late Night Rant

The Good: there’s now a Covid vaccine and it’s free

The Bad: many, many of us gotta wait a while to get it 

The Goddamn, Despicably Fucking Ugly: reading how evil assholes like Rupert Murdoch and Mike Pence get the vaccine before some, if not many, frontline workers are still waiting for theirs. And then there’s this and this story

There’s never been a better time to learn how to make a guillotine. 


Those Bitches!!

I haven’t called out an ungrateful ho in a while. And shit’s gotten so bad that it’s not just one bitch that’s up for slaughter this time.

First up, this shit that happened at the Chiefs/Texans opener last week…

Those booing twunts are bitches two ways. They chose to attend a live game and risk worsening the pandemic. (Yes, I heard the stadium limited the amount of fans to attend, but that they still allowed fans in a stadium during a pandemic is still fuckery defined.) And they chose to boo equality when the players of both teams linked arms to show racial unity. How…how do you that? Boo people standing up for equality?! Oh, that’s right, be raised a dumbass racist. Not born–no one isn’t born a racist. But in vile circumstances, it’s sadly acquired. If you’re upset with people protesting against racial injustice over the ongoing act of racial injustice, then you got a damn problem. Those players should’ve left the field and called off the game to stick it those asswipes.

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And, a slap-worthy mug that’s familiar with the chopping block…

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Click on the pic for the full story, although the headline sums it up. Do I even need to waste more of my time with J-Karen the Transphobic? Her descent into asininity continues and it is baffling. And nobody better not buy that lame excuse for a book or even get considered for a movie adaptation. Though considering it’s still 2020, it’s all wishful thinking. Gah!