It’s Ladies Night!

It’s HOT as Satan’s sphincter in the East Bay Area today, so to take my mind away from our current inferno, I shall gorge on Rebel ice cream, sit on a bag of frozen peas, and rewatch these Girl Power moments from the 1997 MTV VMAs (obligatory when the show mattered and had REAL stars/musicians around), which happened 25 years ago today!

If there was one single flaw from this performance, it’s that effing seated crowd that seemed not into it. Joyless fools! They couldn’t recognize the amazingness unfolding in front of them. The outfits of Kim and Left Eye that scream “QUEEN”, Da Brat entering as a badass warrior that would make the incels pop a vein, and Missy werkin’ it…I live!

If any of you miss genuine speeches with soul from entertainers, or if you want some eye balm from stumbling upon a clip from this year’s VMAs, this clip is all you need to watch. The youths in, erm, music today could never.

I’m not sure what’s more memorably wild: Busta and Martha presenting an award together, seeing Posh eek out a ultra-rare smile, or Ginger Spice going all-out campy drag with her getup. (Side note: I soooo wanted to dress like her for Halloween that year. I ended up dressing like a janky version of Sporty Spice instead. Janky Spice!) Also, no snark here, but the dedication to Princess Diana (who had perished just days before the show) was a sweet touch.

And On Monday I Laugh (Again)

Me after reading the reactions on the digitally imposed pig slop that was the Sainty Southern Gentleman’s¬†VMA appearance yesterday (TIL two things: the VMAs are still on (but why tho) and that it happened yesterday) and hearing that he’s also job-hunting

“Pathetic” has been redefined in spades last night and I couldn’t be more pleased.

ETA: according to a few that wasted their lives going to the VMAs, that shit wasn’t even shown to the audience and the “applause” was added in! Talk about boss-level fakery. (Given who also appeared at that show, however, the audience wasn’t entirely spared from utter trash.)