Not me, of course. I refuse to chop off my long red locks. I have bills to pay.
Who knew that 2020 would not just take away a bunch of cool celebrities (boo) and selfish anti-mask choads (yay!), but also Keanu’s hair and beard?!
Buzzcut Neo is back on the menu! Now if only he can add a face mask to it. Come on, NuNu. You may look good at 490 years old but strange things really are afoot at the Circle K these days when crazy ass Nic Cage is besting you in the face mask scoreboard!
No, I did not forget that it’s also the birthday of Keanu Reeves today! While there are many, many, many pics/GIFs I could have chosen for the header, I got tickled by this headline on him in some early-90s magazine. (Not my pic, by the way.) Brain-exempt?! I’m gonna start using that term on every proud dumbass I encounter.
Anyhoo, if I were to give NuNu a birthday gift, it would be a box of reusable face masks.
Also, I remember the rest of the pics in that layout, which you can view here. And what a view Prince Dunderhead gives in the end!
Normally, fans meeting celebs don’t bother me. (I do get a little envious when they get to meet my faves.) So you’d think, in this time of a global pandemic where we gotta mask up, practice social distancing, and stay home as much as we can, celebs wouldn’t be able to meet their fans. And you’d think the supposed “good celebrities” would be following the new pandemic guidelines, right?
Nope! First Captain America running around mask-less with his new lady in London, and now *gasps* the beloved John Wick?!?!
In any other year, those pics would be innocuous. Right now, though?
And, sadly, that’s not the first time he’s gone out sans mask and social distance (clock the date of the post).
*sighs* It was just a year ago that I was a proud Keanu fan (but not a stan–I don’t stan for anyone because I know my faves will fuck up one way or another) who needed a coaster placed under her whenever his name was mentioned. Now, well…I’m still a fan in some ways, but I am much disappointment over this latest move. Don’t care how likable someone is–if they’re not taking this Covid shit seriously, I will be side-eyeing their ignant ass. It doesn’t help that there’s some revealing gossip on K’s mom, I mean, that chick that looks like his mom that he happens to be dating (see link above, and–fair warning–you’ll be sucked into that site).
I mean, who doesn’t? Aside from soulless heathens.
Happy birthday to his most excellent and breathtaking self today! (September 2, 1964)