Can’t Trust ‘Em

Me preparing myself before I start my work day of massaging bodies, knowing that the face mask mandates got lifted last week and some self-serving pricks be lying with their fake vaccination cards:

I wish my boss didn’t put full trust into vaccination cards (clients have to show them to go maskless at the spa), considering the many stories of asswipes using fake ones to go on with their anti-mask rotten selves. And even if those clients got all their Covid shots, there’s always gonna be that one person that will sneeze or cough in their hands. And I have to touch their snot-covered hands (whyyyyy meeee) and share a room with them for an hour at the least?! Yeah, my mask is staying on. And if I could wear this to work, I would!