Redefining Quality TV

This was the first thing that showed on my TV screen when I launched Sling earlier this evening…

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I’m old enough to remember when TLC was known as The LearningSomethingBoringAsHell Channel and when they broadcasted shows you could actually learn a few useful things from. I never watched it then because if I wanted to learn something boring as hell, I would’ve taken up golf. Somewhere along the way, the “L” changed for the worse, and now TLC could be known as TrashRealityShow Loser CrapThatRotsYourBrainAndDumbsDownASociety. And while my interest should be piqued over the mention of vibrators and backdoor action, I don’t want the former being buried in the latter and turned into a reality show! (And the nerve of Sling to “recommend” this to me!) Big-ups to the person who signed the waiver to allow a camera crew to follow them while they got a sex toy jammed up their poop chute (or however that show goes–I’m not watching it), but come on now.