Very Wet Lips Right Here

And now that I got your attention…in honor of both National Lipstick Day and Throwback Thursday today, here’s a vintage Maybelline commercial from 1985 featuring the OG Wonder Woman in a pool hawking lipstick that promised to keep the puckers of 80s women “very soft, very moist, very wet…” Oh, honey. 

By the way, Maybelline could bring back today’s Lynda Carter to sell lipstick, and she’d be a much more convincing model than that Gigi Hadont chick.