Aaaannnd that’s another one thrown out of my stud stable. What a fucking shame.
That sound you heard were the heads of Driver fans exploding on Tumblr and this subReddit over the news.
To Michael B Jordan, Jason Momoa, Jake Gyllenhaal, Henry Golding, and Aiden Turner (aka the remaining hos in my stable): please don’t stoop this low. Knowing how HoWood could be, however…
At this rate, it’s gonna be only women and fictional men I’ll be fapping to. Which is actually fine with me, now that I think about it.