I’d Still Wear It

Because my mush mind is a permanent resident in the gutter, certain thoughts ran through my head when I came across this one eyeshadow from Huda Beauty’s soon-to-be-released “Naughty Nude” palette. 

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I don’t know if “Slippery” is the right word to describe the shade of a prolapsed clacker. (I watched too much porn in the past so I should know.) “Rode Too Hard” would have been more fitting, but I think Miss Huda Kattan is saving that name if she ever works on a “Sucio AF Nude” palette. One Redditor, who has a more innocent mind than me, saw “pomegranate seeds”. Meanwhile, that sound you may have heard was a bunch of yacht girls/boys and hookers shuddering as they try to remember the number of the nearest free clinic after seeing those reddish clusters. Force of habit, I guess. I’m also wondering what the hell its texture feels like. I adore Huda’s palettes (they’re the bomb and I have a few) but I’m hoping that shade doesn’t feel like a shitty case of shingles. 

All that said…*adds palette to Xmas wish list*