And Speaking Of Cheetos…

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That sound you just heard was Britney squealing with delight (after coming out of her latest Frappuccino daze) over this joyous news.

But I have to play killjoy on this and say I won’t be buying this. Besides, that “Cheeto flavor” will likely be coming from that processed powdered fake cheese shit. Why bother with that when you can mix actual Cheetos with some homemade mac & (real) cheese instead? I’m not talking about this, by the way, but this dish of haute cuisine! I used to do that (and many other weird-ass food mashups) as a kid in the early 90s, and it’s only now that Cheetos comes up with a similar idea? Late to the game, Cheetos, late to the game.