That Bitch!!

And That Bitch of the moment goes to…

My bitch-ass cell phone! I have many, many reasons why I refuse to call those soul suckers a “smartphone”, and one of those reasons happened at nine in the morning earlier today. Even with my phone on silent, my dumb phone woke me up all of a sudden with some jingle and a notification that I can’t remember because I was a twentieth-awake at the time. (Yes, I’m still asleep at nine in the morning because night owl and I couldn’t sleep last night.) Something about some free one-time offer? It didn’t look like malware because it was a Samsung offer, but who knows. The jingle, which sounded like daycare music from hell, was so loud that it drowned out my sleep sound machine. I managed to silence my phone, even though I already did it (again, I’m barely awake at this time so I’m not using what little left I have of my brain then), and guess what. That jingle and notification comes up five minutes later, as if it was a fucking alarm clock! So I turned it off, and I ended up sleeping in because I use this same phone as an actual alarm clock. Yay that I got some some sleep? But goddammit my dumb bitch phone.

(And, no, I won’t switch to an Apple next time I need another new phone. I don’t hate myself that much.)

***Laaaaate Update: so I found out my phone came with a pre-set alarm that I didn’t know of. That was the shit that kept waking me up at 9 in the goddamn morn! I changed the time to a more reasonable wake-up call. And all is right in the world again. (Not really.)

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