Happy Haiku Day!

Late night writing shit

Playing jazz in the background

This is how I work


Staying home all day

Gets me stir-crazy so when

can we live again?


The ‘Rona scares me

Can’t get tested unless rich

Fuck this injustice


All these new gender

identities confuse me

Just call me a slut


(And speaking of…)

Honest sluts–better

than insufferable, two-

faced, try-hard bitches.


I can go on and

write more haikus; they’re like beer–

simple and easy!