It’s Oscar Night!

…and I don’t know who to root for because I have not watched any of the Oscar-nominated movies so sue me. And don’t the Oscars usually happen later in the month? Sheeit, I remember when it was held at the end of March. *pops a Butterfinger BB*

So I’ll leave you with this. Has it really been 20 years since this memorable red carpet moment of exceptional demure elegance??

The backstory to this is equally entertaining!