Bi Pride!

I identify as Bisexual–no need for trendy words here. Though I celebrate Bi Pride everyday (and by celebrating I mean entertaining threesome fantasies of me, Keanu, and Irina Shayk in my head while eating a bunch of lemon bars chicken wings on my own because single), it happens to be Celebrate Bisexuality Day around the world today. Lovers of dick and pussy unite! (Except for you try-hard wannabes who briefly flirt with bisexuality for attention *cough* Miley Cyrus *cough*–you can’t sit with us.)